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Sunday, May 21, 2006

oh,pardon the sudden explosion of many many posts.
but i think u guys are starving for more,so im giving it to u.
-let's hear the three cheers for jo!-
=DD
josh is currently bragging that wave replied
U DESPO!
haha.
im kidding my dear boy.
mmph.
APPLE.EGG.
is better.
for now.
i have this feeling that im gonna stop being crazy over him soon
why?cos it's tiring to guess what he's thinking.
i HATE guessing games.
so,ya.
STOP playing games with me.haha
dumdumdeee.
i just went to xiaxue and celest's blog.
pretty interesting.
but MOT better.hahaha.
but they haven updated for pretty long time.
just like me.
=D
GAH.i've nothing to say.
TOODLES.

it's hard to believe,what i couldnt see
but you were always right beside me

im out of e bath!
fresh and ready to blog somemore.
haha.
i wasnt finished abt jas ya know.
haha.
i just wanted to say she should thank me,that loudspeaker cum siren with rebonded hair.
haaha
she wants attention?
she gets it.
my blog's public.
there you go,worldwide exposure.
haaha.
but whether ur mundane life appeals to them,that's another matter la.
heehee.
okayy.
i just realised..
I HAVENT BLOGGED MUCH ABT APPLEEGG!
then i realised what's the use.
whoever's reading my blog has probably heard all the details alr.
im so sorry guys.
i think im obsessed alr.
hahaha.
SORRY LA.
this is e way i am when i go gaga over eggs.
=D
all of you should have known that by now.
but,no worries my darling friends.
You guys will always be above my eyecandies.
i cherish you all,and u guys should know that ya?
no need to name u all one by one right?
u guys dont crave attention right?
well,if u do,just tag me.
haha.
i'll put ur name down.
=))

just got back from lunch.
had chicken carbonara at HANS.
nothing fantastic.
haha.

it's hard to believe,what i couldnt see
but you were always right beside me

AHA.
i slept at 3 plus last night.
and woke up at like,nine plus.
that's like six hours of sleep.
and im still pretty perky!
=D
im gg to bathe soon.
so i'll be even perkier!
haha.
i'll be gg to the interchange to eat HANS.
i predict i'll eat.congee.
haha.i feel like an old granny,sipping at congee all day long.
but that's just me i guess.
for some reason,i love to do stuff with my granny nowadays.
like,letting her plait my hair into all sorts of funny twits and shapes and actually going out in that hairstyle.(dinesh said i look nice btw)hhaahha.
CLASSIC.haha.duno la. maybe im scared she'll leave e world soon,so must spend time with her,yeah?
appreaciate your grannies and grandaddies!=D they totally deserve it.well,mine does.
w/o her,i would have starved to death seeing how i cant lift a finger to cook something simple,like egg,which josh can,and i admit,i cant cos i have an irrational fear of stoves,or kitchens in general with e exception of FRIDGES.haha.
so guys,if u're looking for a housewife kinda girl in me,FORGET IT.
i cant cook,and never will.haha. i cant even iron my own clothes,unlike appleegg.
hahaa.
shameful i know,but one day i'll unwillingly drag myself to ask my mom to teach me.
hahaha.
POOTS.
this is for cecelia.=)
it's kinda sad with wad's gg on now,but it's temporary la.
yupp.
i predict you'll be bouncing back soon.haha

-bababa.oh yeh,i forgot to complain abt tt jasmine girl!!
hahaha.
that horribe person.
she screamed at e top of her screechy lungs with improper words that were dripping with vulgarity and zero sense of civilisation.
if i though she had poise and was sophisticated,well i dont know.
ahhaa.
if u ppl were wondering how she's like,oh u know,the typical twit.
haha.she has an obsession with screaming and letting everyone know she has a screechy voice.
which,in my opinion,isn't something really,to be proud of.
maybe she craves attention?well,i refused to give her a teensy bit of that.
haha
when she started sputtering all the well-known hokkien obscenities at the stairway,i proceeded to keep a straight face,or rather,a blur face and continued walking.haha.
call me a coward,but i HATE confrontations.
cecelia had a sore throat,so she couldn't do anything either.
so yeah,jasmine left thinking she had won the battle and regained her place as the stairway queen.
haha.
and i shall leave praising myself for not exposing my wild side and not behaving like a wild animal.

i knew what i believed in was true. you're born with sophistication.it cant be grasped.
ALRIGHHT.i know im not sophisticated.in fact,im one of e most unglam ppl i've ever know.
haha
and everybody say AMEN.
lol.
but i just love to pretend that i am.
after all,im a princess.
=)
and u ppl are my loyal subjects,so go on.pretend that im anything but UNGLAM.
hahaahaha.

okie,i need to go bathe.
cos that's a pre-requisite for being glam.

be back soon.

it's hard to believe,what i couldnt see
but you were always right beside me

ooh la la~
this is what happens when someone blogs at 2.41am while playing minesweeper and listening to avril lavigne sing repeatedly"have you forgotten..yeahyeah..?" and ends with e electric guitar,and then starts again with elect guitar on e song freak out.
the intro's pretty nice.
oh yeah,must post this.
KIEWU'S DEAD.
oh yeah.no more mimis.
lol.
he did a shameful thing.
ahah.
for some reason,it led me to the times during aesthetics night when i posed a rather realistic pic of me peeing into the ahem ahem. ok fine,urinal.
lol.
with the help of nike waterbottle and choir dress.
NO PHOTOSHOP.
that's how a professional model i am.
hahaha.
ok,back to kiewu.
AHHHH!
oh well.
i have nicer hair now.
so yah.
=DD
i wish i could draw my retarded smiley face here,the one with three rows of teeth,cos it accurately depicts how im feeling now,but i cant.
GAH.
so,for those who have seen me,-how can u miss it,it's all over my exam papers with a huge RETARD written in the middle-,visualize it.
=D
ahh. cant stand it. this smiley face doesnt have teeth,bogeh.yucks.
random act of kindess.
cecelia,are u feeling better?
cos when u cough really bad,it scares me.
ur whole face turns red and u look like u just cried.
im so sorry.
THAT MY GERMS ARE SO POWERFUL>
haha
build up ur immune system
=)
alrightes.
i shall post again when i have more random things to say.
till then

it's hard to believe,what i couldnt see
but you were always right beside me

alright,im doing this before i forget.
Juztin wants me to do this.
so there u have it.
something for you!=)
hahaha.
and no,i have not,and shall not fall asleep in front of e compy.
im currently playing minesweepers with josh,and as e results arent making me happy,i shall blog abt my recent outings!
okay,i went to orchard for like 3,4 times e past week!
and all with cecelia!haha. she should be so lucky to have my company.
haha
we took really nice neos too! which cecelia and eudora went to draw ON MY FACE.
i take it as a sign of jealousy that i look THAT good huh?haha. just kidding.
You girls are Beautiful.
just like WH!hahahahah.
which reminds me of the lady who wore her pjs to ZARA!
and the nice brown skirt.
which was SO LOOSE!
either ZARA designs skirts for the obese,or i have an eating disorder.
the second option is out of e question as those who see me eat chips can readily testify.
hmm,oh,and i openly declare kiewu as THE slingback carrier.
he carried his,mine,cecelia's and alicia's bag at orchard.
there's a pic to prove it too!
i think it's in del's friendster.haha
and ryan the carrier of tote bags.
when it all boils down to twits,these two guys win hands down.
although i think kiewu would emerge champion.
i've never seen anyone like him who can type THAT way before.
oh hey,im winning josh in minesweeper flags.wheee. cheap thrills.haha
hmmm..oh yeah.
poseidon is nice.
that christian dude in e show is cutte.except for e part when he was drenched in water and his hair was plastered flatly to his head.which was practically 20 mins into the show.
i had my fingers stuck in my ears the whole time.cecelia and alicia were like covering their whole face using the jackets.
and omigoodess,when e scary part came,i leaned towards monkey,and when i looked up and saw his face i was like WOAH! and shifted away. haha. scarryy. oh yeah,and funny josh had to have his own personal row of seats to himself which didnt work out cos some ppl came late and chased him to the side.haha.
oh yeah,on Ls day out,we bought star earrings.
one side for each person.
and omigoodness,the sheer horror when they squeezed the earring through my non-existent earlobe.
i screamed and screamed,and kept running into e cubicle until this old granny needed to use e loo.
haha.
the girls finally managed to calm me down though.
and fine,i'll admit.
it wasnt painful.
haha.and it looks nice.
im playing with it now.whee.lol
dada.
im on to today's sermon.
abt serving.
made good sense.
explained my burnt out ness.
so im loving God and doing it all for Him.
Shout His Fame.
haha
oh yeah, HORRIBLE REUBEN.
he took my phone,
and MSG-ED APPLE EGG!
AHHH!
he answered la,but im so humiliated.
e urge to msg him wasnt great,until reuben msged him.
HORRIBLE>
never trust reuben with ur hp,esp if he knows who u like.
you HEAR THAT JOSH? be careful.
he might just WAVE it infront of WAVE.haha.
ohyeah, i forgot to blog abt eudora's bday.
no fun la.
cecelia and i arrrived in a cab,before we got out,she saw us.
we tried ducking,but her horrible eyes saw us.
lol.
then when we got e cake,we didnt know how to light candle so we had zhenren to help us.thank u thank u.
then,KIEWU took e cake and ran after me AROUND e canteen a couple of times to smear part of it on me.
BIG DEAL.
i screamed alot though.
so if any of e sec fours heard me while doing ur exams,im so sorry.
so put e blame on me if u fail.
it's a more convenient excuse than any other reasons u think up.
haha.


AHHH.
i reckon this is getting abit long.
GOODNIGHT.
-appleegg-

ahahahhaa.

it's hard to believe,what i couldnt see
but you were always right beside me

Saturday, May 13, 2006
part 3.

the friend who lives nearest to you-
` revathy. BELOW ME.

the friend you've known longest-
` that's hard.everyone began arnd e same time.

the friend who was your enemy before-
` er..cant remember.

the friend you usually go shopping with
` noelle?dunno.they're all equal!

the friend you usually tell your problems to
` eudora.cecelia.josh.jeann.

the friend you usually meet for meals
` monkey,cecelia,delia,kiewu. HAWKER PPL.

the friend you last met
` hawker peeps.

the friend you last talked to
` cecelia.

the friend you last talked to on the phone
` jas.

the friend you hugged
` cant remember.

the friend you last went out with
` hawker ppl.

the friend you last cried with
` cherie?

the friend you last said sorry to
` duno.

the friend you are thinking of right now
` YOU!

the friend you can't wait to see
` YOU!

the friend whose presence you dearly miss
` YOU!

haha.

it's hard to believe,what i couldnt see
but you were always right beside me

random friendster bulletin qns part 2.

Spell your name without vowels:
jlyn

How many pairs of jeans do you own?
6,7?

What color do you wear most?:
blackk.

Least favorite color?:
no hatred for any particular colour.

Last song heard?
true colours.on the telly.

What's for dinner tonite?:
porridge and satay.

Are you happy with your life right now?:
yeah,not bad.

Tell me a secret about one of your
siblings:
THey're married.

Anyone ever said you resemble a
celebrity?
yarh.

Who did you last call on your cell phone?:
my mummy.

In what state or country do you want to go
to school
after highschool?:
AUS. actually,nah.singapore's goood.

How do you make money?
telling my mom i need money.

Last thing you bought over 50 dollars?:
clothes.

How's the weather?:
rainy.

When do you start Summer Break?:
oh,soon man,soon.=D

Are you missing someone right now?:
YUP YUP YUP.

One word to describe you:
silly.

Favorite pair of shoes:
sneakers.

Do you own big sunglasses?:
it's not big...but on me..it's big.

What would you rather be doing right
now?:
chatting

What are you doing right now?:
watching the martins.

Last IM you recieved?:
nada

Last message you recieved?:
"when do u want to have tuition?"

Who did you hug today?
BESSIE.my dog la.

What are you going to do now?
continue watching the telly screen.

it's hard to believe,what i couldnt see
but you were always right beside me

random friendster bulletin qns

Don't you think cheese is the most
awesome word
ever?
yarh. it's a dairy product,yet ppl use it when they take pics.they go,CHEESE!and stick two fingers up.

Why does your life suck?
it doesn't really.

Another reason?
no freedom

Don't you just love it when your friends
give you
hugs?
oh YES!

If you were about to die, what would your
last words be?
may the force be with you.haha.so dramatic.just e way i like it.

Why do moms like to vacuum right when
you are
watching TV?
they do?my mom doesnt.she sweeps.and it doesnt bother me.

So what did you eat today?
porridge.satay.tausarpiah.essenceofchicken.

Was it good?
definitely.i love lorong 29's satay.

Have you ever eaten a buggy?
A BUG?NO WAY>

So how do you like them books?
love them loads.

Best time of the day to take these stupid
quizzes?
boredom time.

Anyway... what's up?
the sky.

What color do you like lamps to be?
orange.

Love and all that Crap

Who do you like right now?
ooh. APPLE.

Who do you like?
likeable peeps.

Just tell us already!
YOU,HAPPY?

Why is love such a waste of time?
cos it sucks all e energy out of you,and if it wasnt worth it,u end up feeling worthless.

Doesn't breaking up just suck?
hmm.not if u need a breather.

Longest conversation you've had with your
honeybun:
i dont have a honeybun.

When was the last time your parents gave
you the "sex talk"?
i dont have sex talks with my parents.

Did it end up like everyone screaming
and knives
being thrown?
what does knives have to do with them?

Why don't most parents get along with
their kids' boy./gitl friends?
that depends on the parent's mentality la.

So come on.. You gonna tell me who
you like NOW?
yeah.you.

Ever had a dream about dating one of
your friends?-
duh.u dont date strangers unless you're one of those despos then u can dream abt being on the bachelor/bachelorette.

Ever thought that you might not be
straight?
yeaps.

Ever rejected someone?
yeah.

Why? Were they pretty enough for you?
haha. cos i didnt like them.DUH.

Don't you just hate it when your
boy/girlfriend
dumps you for someone else?
oh yes.

Who was your crush in 5th grade?
im guessing that's somewhere in pri school,and yeah.

Did they ever like you back?
yup.

A BUNCH OF FAMILY CRAP QUESTIONS

How often does your mommy get mad at
you?
ooh. pretty often.once every three days?

Who ends up slamming the door, and
who ends up
crying?
ME!hahaha.i think cos im getting more sensitive now?

Why do dads always seem to be the nice
guy?
hello?so NOT true.

Last time you and your parents got
along?-
now?

Last time your parents talked to you
about drugs
and smoking?
they dont. i start these conversations cos my dad smokes.

Favorite thing to do with your family?
watch tv?i duno.

Don't you just love grandparents?
er. well. to a certain extent i guess.

Does anyone in your family actually get
along?
of course. "we are family.."

Who in your family has the worst
relationship?
DAD.

If your parents found out you have a
friendster,
would they be really pissed?
no.my mom knows.initially she got really paranoid,but she cooled after awhile.

Do you still get grounded?- How often?
no use if i get grounded.im home 90 percent of the time anyway.

Ever get jealous of your cousins and how
much
better their family is?
not really,not much better.

Ever hear the story of how you were
conceived?
no.and i dont wish to.

it's hard to believe,what i couldnt see
but you were always right beside me

Friday, May 12, 2006
RANDOM.

ooh!hello guys!
im back again! well,for now anws.
hehe.
OOKIE.updates.
one more paper left!
ADD-MATHS!
and guess what?
i haven touched my books for studying yet.
=D
for some reason,im not all that worried abt exams.heehee.
ahh.
i just realised i have NO Updates whatsoever.
haha.
except that ive been eating hawker EVERYDAY with cecelia,kiewu,delia,and monkey.
lol.
im currently waiting for a certain apple to come online,but he isnt.
sighh.
so i shall sign off..and go eat some carrotcake!
since u know,some ppl commented that im getting too skinny.
hahaha.
SEE YA!

-yummyummyscrumboes.-

it's hard to believe,what i couldnt see
but you were always right beside me